Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Would you still go for Roadies X ?

Roadies is back with a new season. They call it Roadies X.


As they've been doing with the last couple of seasons, they have launched two video game / TV series / Hollywood inspired promos this year too.



To which they've received insanely awesome responses like -


I've been through all the phases that a wannabe Roadie goes through - Roadies Battleground, the auditions etc. And I failed. Maybe coz I wasnt meant for Roadies. Maybe coz Roadies wasnt meant for me.

I remember during the finale of the Roadies Battleground 3, at one point, I said to myself "Dude, these producers are freaks! How the fukc are you gonna spend 40 days answering their questions on camera like a dog ?!"

Any sensible person wouldnt want to go for Roadies anymore.

Times have changed. Bani was the last celebrity (really? is she one?) that Roadies produced. Does anybody even give a sh*t about what the Roadies 9 winner, Vikas is doing these days?


This is the age of social media. Where everybody is a star. You dont need to go on Roadies to prove your worth/talent. You could do it with the help of twitter/fb/youtube and if you're good, you'd get noticed! (Okay, I dont want to sound immodest, but even I received a mail from an A-list Casting Director saying that he would want to cast me in a movie)

Ya? So you get my drift? Roadies is a sone ki ande dene wali murgi for MTV, Raghu & Co. Both are useless without each other. They don't make Roadies anymore for the love of it. For the passion, for the kick! They make Roadies now so that MTV can capitalize on the Roadies' reach and Raghu can rake in some more moolah for the aid of his retirement benefit plan. Imagine the misfortune of bechare contestants (who still have that passion for the show) sign their lives off to guys like these for 6 months.

So dear wannabe Roadie, instead of wasting the precious 40 days - 6 months of your life,, you should try these options according to your talent -

You're good at politics? Try getting a job and use it at your workplace!
You're good looking? Shift to Mumbai, struggle oR be a model
You're physically fit? Join the army oR go for the Olympics
You're dumb? Well you're already a Roadie, why would you want to suffer so much just for the tag?

Wanna ignore them & still go for Roadies? In that case,

Aap Ch*tye Hain

16 comments:

  1. Hahahaha..you had some valid points there. I would've appreciated more had the grammar been a little more of a grown-up level then teens level("wasnt" "immodest"..really??).

    But here's the irony/catch: You rose to fame due to Roadies bro! So if not for anything else, that's one thing you've got to thank the Evil Trio for!

    Nonetheless, pretty decent post! I dig your sentiments yo. \m/

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    1. He's not talking about grammar here!
      He's not an Oxford pass out he's here to tell those people who haven't seen what's behind the show , what's THE reality!
      So u have no rights to dig his sentiments down!

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    2. I am from a media background anf i know what now these days shows are about!
      This is not at all about passion!
      All an all its..
      Money
      Money
      Money
      (Publicity)
      Money!

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    3. little more of a grown-up level then teens level... "THEN" really????

      u call that grammar???

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  2. I buy that, roadies is no more about passion !!

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  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j-r3WFg39I&feature=relmfu

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  4. Every single line is so true...hats off vishal for being an eye opener...:)

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  5. Salute...nothing to say...!

    Speechless!

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  6. sahi bola yrr.........
    BC paisa bana rahe hai, naaki raw stuff, which we want.....

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  7. bhai roadies ke contestants to chhodo khud raghu, rajiv nd even ranvijay sumtimes kaisi movies me aate hai (Tees Maar Khaa is one eg)

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  8. exactly stop the freaking boring show man:P

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  9. AND BDWAY....PLZ STOP LURING AUDIENCE 4 SEX BY PUTTING THE KINDA PICS IN UR BLOG......WOH KYA HAI....NEITHER SEX NOR SHAH RUKH KHAN SELL IN BOLLYWOOD ANYMORE .........

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  10. To,
    vc............

    aur kitna frustration nikalega....
    lollipop chahiye beta...laghu(raghu) ne audichion(audition) she(se) nikal diya???

    priayank kumar ....ur an awesome blog writer...its true yar ki vc ma chudane ata hai yar!!

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