Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Why Roadies Battleground Sucks

Roadies Battleground is like Roadies on the Web. People audition online. They do tasks online. And the winner gets a chance to be on the show.

And it SUCKS.

The last time I saw a promising candidate coming out of Roadies was Mohit Malik from RBG 2 who then went a long way in Roadies Season 7.


Before that there was Roop who also showed some promise.


RBG 2 onwards, there've been sh*t candidates. RBG 3 had Vibwhore and RBG 4 had someone I dont even remember the name of. Even the baldie (Raghu) admitted in the last season that they needed to stop conducting the "useless" activity before the commencement of each season.

Now I'll tell you why it sucks.

* It is tougher than actual Roadies
Since you have to shoot the tasks on your own. You have to handle everything. Ranging from the camera angles to the editing etc. Whereas on Roadies, there are producers & cameramen doing the job.

* The tasks are fuddu
Yeah, they are fuddu. I mean I have seen no improvement in the task ideas over the years. They are so rubbish. Eg - Last year there was this task in which you had to get cigarettes out of the mouths of people smoking in public places. The idea is so preachy and so thanda and so not fun.

* No guarantee of being in the show even if you are in the Top 3
Even if you manage to survive all the g*nd ghisai that you do in the tasks and reach the final three, my friend there is no surety that you'll be on the actual show. And this is what has been happening since the last 2 seasons. A deserving candidate and 2 useless candidates get into the finale, and invariably the less deserving one wins and gets into the show. (Last year toh even Battleground ka "winner" was not cast on the show! Lol) Which simply implies that all your effort of one month of participating in the show goes waste.

Now MTV has already announced Roadies Battleground 5, the fifth season of the Internet Show (It gets them Big Money)


Though the roadies crazy janta has considerably decreased over the years, there are still some Roadies fanatics out there who will participate in the ch*tya show. I've just one thing to say to them -

God Save You. If I were you, I'd never participate.

6 comments:

  1. why star in chutiya.... its not an adult word

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  3. "God Save You. If I were you, I'd never participate." And you got beaten by Vibwhore

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  4. dude,i have only one question for you!
    Why the hell did you took part in the roadies and Battleground.?
    if you are reading this do reply!

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